"i'm like an old beat up car..."

Some things simply make me CRINGE... WHITE HEELS, HIGH SCHOOL HAIR, and battle stricken FLIP-FLOPS... but at the absolute top of that list has to be self-proclaimed "high maintenance" girls!!!

I've been trying to understand for years why anyone would EVER label themselves as such??? It's like putting an oil change sticker on your forehead!!! NOT exactly a selling point ladies!!! Think about what you're really saying... (((read more)))

"What you see right here, is NOT AT ALL what you get!!! BUT, it can be IF i make all my main/pedi, waxing, tanning, facial, teeth whitening, and root touch-up appointments... oh yeah, and this list increases and becomes more crucial with age!" you literally just subliminally listed what no heterosexual man wants to be doing w/ his free time JUST by claiming to be "HIGH MAINTENANCE!!!" n what happens if you miss a maintenance check??? do you go from Angelina Jolie to Jersey Shore Angelina??? (((YIKES))) and every girl i've ever heard say it looks like they really haven't been keeping up w/ their routine!!!

Not to mention, ITS plain TACKY!!! A while back a friend showed me a text message where a girl wrote, "don't test my patience sweetie, i'm high maitnense." (((needle scratch...PAUSE))) first things first, if you're gonna label yourself, USE SPELLCHECK!!! and DID SHE JUST QUOTE AMIL...WERD??? lol... She must of had that one holstered for a long time cause that song is THROW BACK!!! And man did it backfire in the majorest way!!! My friend was completely turned off and said "High maintenance my ass... that's why a track was hanging from my watch when i hugged her the other day!!!" (((GROSS)))

effortless beauty is where its at (((in my eyes)))... even if you spend the majority of your time being "maintained" don't blast yourself by advertising it!!!