UPGRADE??? YES PLEASE!!!

everyone is talking about the iPhone 5

unfortunately, i'm pretty sure this isn't it!!! lol... and while people are all buzzin about the new phone, (((which i'm pretty sure isn't even coming out))) i'm just excited about the software upgrade - iOS5 <3 ... new functionality looks DOPE!!! don't know what i'm talking about (?) get in the know HERE (((<-click)))

LYL, BRO!!!

I've said it before, and i'll say it again... 

I HATE WASTING MY BREATH!!!

Drives me in-fuccin-sane!!! I mean, I CAN get down w/ arguing when you haven't heard my stance on something and you're willing to hear "my position"... BUT... when i've already shared how i feel about something and you decide to still ask for my opinion/approval KNOWING HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT... (((BLANK STARE))) I CAN'T get down w/ that!!!

Luckily, i've known that i'm no fan of wasting my breath for a loooooonnnngggg time... and realized many of YOU might feel the same way. So i figured i'd share my technique for getting my point across, w/ out going ape sh:t...

fell off (?)

i had someone tell me i fell off... OOOO I NEEDED THAT (((drizzy voice)))

so... SORRY for the sudden fall off of the face of the earth, but i just got SIDE-TRACKED!!! My mind has been slightly pre-occupied cause i'm trying to take on a new "project..." So i've been incessantly checking my e-mails like a mad woman to make sure everything goes thru as planned and the wait is driving me bat sh:t crazy!!! (((AAAHH)))

CAN'T WAIT...

i have to say, when it comes to movies... I'M A TOTAL BOY!!!

Love stories, spiritual journies, pretty much anything w/ "sisterhood" in the title, and LIFETIME movies make me want to slam my face into a cactus!!! CAN'T get down w/ them!!! for me the virgin suicides is probably as girly as it gets and even that is pretty dark (((shoulder shrug))).

What i really want from a movie is to feel like a bad ass or a comedian when its over... And i'm super amped cause i know this one will for sure make me feel like a BAD ASS ;)

if you catch me walking around w/ a sword or a bow n arrow in November, don't be surprised-ha!!!

11*11*11

Attitude(?)... MAKEOVER!!!

I'm taking a little break from my look back at my road to mommy*hood... I'll get back into "sharing the memories soon" tho... For the mean squeeze (time), lets talk about something else!!!

Don't you hate when you're having a good day and then someone comes around you with a salty ass attitude??? I mean, USUALLY i can just blow 'em off. But like the saying goes, "misery loves company" and sometimes I can't help but throw my angry brows on after being around those "nobody matters but me, and the way i'm feeling" types!!! (((YUCK))) I just wanna hit 'em with a "don't come over here with that attitude girl" in my best Craig voice!!!


What do you do to shake it off??? I know there are "techniques," but counting down from 10 and screaming in a pillow just isn't cutting it for me. So i turn to make up instead!

FOLLOW ME...

I realized that when most of you view my blog, this is what you see...

(((THE MOBILE VERSION)))                                                    

which is cool... but doesn't allow you to "FOLLOW" my blog.... so to  become a follower click here and follow the prompts so u can show up below ;)

and when you get a chance... check out the web version!!! I'm trying to do things to fancy it up a bit and make it more "visually appealing!"

<3 xO

YUCKO, bumbo...

With shows like TEEN MOM and 16 & PREGNANT i can't understand why girls are still out there "spreadin 'em," (((unprotected-ly))) like having a baby ain't no thing!!! I mean aside from the fact that the only way you're baby is coming out is if you're V "opens wide" or someone splits you virtually in two to take him/her out, there are some very important things you need to consider BEFORE having a baby! Like the fact that they need a whoooooooolllleeee lot of stuff and sh:t happens... which brings me to todays story...


So on Monday my mom was having a procedure done on her back. After it was done i brought her back to my house to rest. Leo (my son) and i did the usual and hung out in the living room watching "Word World." After about an hour of just hanging out, i wanted a snack... so i grabbed Leo and his bumbo and we headed into the kitchen. 


For those of you who are unfamiliar w/ the Bumbo, its a chair that helps babies, who haven't quite learned how to sit up on their own, sit unsupportedly. When we first got it, i thought "man, this is AWESOME!!!" Leo loves to roll around and be on the floor but can't always be there, obviously. So we  occasionally put him in his bouncer or swing... but unless he's ready for a nap, he doesn't like to be in them cause they don't sit upright enough for him. Thats when the Bumbo came in and saved the day... (((TEMPORARILY))) then i found a reason to HATE IT!!! (((back to the story)))